March 18 - Dinner in Stuttgart, Arkansas

Dave: "Good Evening."
Bartender (late 30's woman who looks like she's nearly 50): "Evening", looking me over "You're not from around here."
Dave: "Yeah, cause you know everyone around here, dont ya?"
Bartender: "Yup."
Dave: "So where, exactly am I?"
Bartender: "Stuttgart."
Dave: "Arkansas?"
Bartender: "You ARE lost...where ya from?"
Dave: "San Francisco"
Bartender: "Oh the fucked up state!"
Dave: [Well, if that's not the pot calling the kettle black! I am in ARKANSAS, right??] "Yeah, that's us."